a 4 x 3 version of a widescreen sean penn

[from her personal blog about her dating/ online dating experiences]

"I’m just not a hugger unless I plan to boink you"

thecausetm:

shakemedownandout:

hylandbenoist:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:

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She has also written for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.

You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs. 

Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.

That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.

I don’t listen to her genre in general, I’m a diehard metalhead; but it’s not very metal to hate on something just cause you don’t like it, especially if it’s putting good in the world

skimmed a lot of the preceding but….

arguments over what style is good are stupid. I say this cuz I don’t strongly like or dislike kesha’s stuff. she seems lieka  regular modern successful pop artist.

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

firstly, ‘cause the beatles were all white, right? lolgiggity red heads were so not accepted in society I think back then. my favorite thing is this goofy regard is  that they’re all hot girls.and from what I understand the beatles totally hot young dudes. their all being girls doesn’t reflect a ‘modern day’ perfectly in comparison to the beatles’ active period. symbolically, OK, somewhat. but according to this arc, you’d need homeless transgenger south americans in the ‘next one’ until they all become robots. 
but yeah, no— the main problem with such a pale comparison is -*of course*- the pussycats dolls don’t play instruments. maybe you’re thinking of josie & the pussy cats (J&PC) zomg. also, not that you’d say such a thing about J&PC. I need to shut up now.

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

firstly, ‘cause the beatles were all white, right? lol

giggity red heads were so not accepted in society I think back then. my favorite thing is this goofy regard is  that they’re all hot girls.and from what I understand the beatles totally hot young dudes. their all being girls doesn’t reflect a ‘modern day’ perfectly in comparison to the beatles’ active period. symbolically, OK, somewhat. but according to this arc, you’d need homeless transgenger south americans in the ‘next one’ until they all become robots.

but yeah, no— the main problem with such a pale comparison is -*of course*- the pussycats dolls don’t play instruments. maybe you’re thinking of josie & the pussy cats (J&PC) zomg. also, not that you’d say such a thing about J&PC. I need to shut up now.




this is some laverne & shirley shit

trueobsession:

losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

look at those fucking eyelashes!

the jokes on most of you fuckers!! this cow is basically a model cow. she is the most attractive out of 1,000 or 10,000. most cows are probably ugly as shit. like with every other mammal species. (and maybe some non-mammals). have a nice day.

trueobsession:

losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

look at those fucking eyelashes!

the jokes on most of you fuckers!! this cow is basically a model cow. she is the most attractive out of 1,000 or 10,000. most cows are probably ugly as shit. like with every other mammal species. (and maybe some non-mammals). have a nice day.

I need to fuck alison brie.

shoutout to the girls sucking dick because it makes THEM happy

aaaaND commercial over. now back to the show::

obama mom jeans

profwebleygrizwold:

it just occurred to me why the more common term for “npc that you can ask to travel with you and help you fight enemies” is “follower” for skyrim and “companion” for fallout

bc skyrim has a guild called the companions and the fallout series has a faction called the followers (of the apocalypse, but that’s beside the point)

this is important

goin’ on first date with this girl. hope she’s cool & open-minded.

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so, what do you do for fun?

aaa, OK. so, do you like hiking or museums, or..?

communistbakery:

annabellehector:

me

how is this you. explain how. are you someone who falls for the same thing over and over?? are you a human being that doesn’t understand the concept of transparency????? why did you say “me” what does this mean. why

perhaps annabellehector meant simply “I am dumb” cuz this dog is dumb. and others mock and exploit her dumbness. ironically, you feel bad for the dog here.

communistbakery:

annabellehector:

me

how is this you. explain how. are you someone who falls for the same thing over and over?? are you a human being that doesn’t understand the concept of transparency????? why did you say “me” what does this mean. why

perhaps annabellehector meant simply “I am dumb” cuz this dog is dumb. and others mock and exploit her dumbness. ironically, you feel bad for the dog here.

donatellavevo:

lady gaga penis jokes? in 2014?

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I don’t think this gif is about defending lady gaga against gender-anatomy attacks.

tyhasablog:

it’s fucked up that we humans have created weapons specifically designed to kill other humans

violence helps group a dominate group b. that’s human evolution. weapons are just tools. now, with heavier weapons, your point is more well-made. some of those, seriously do not need to exist. but there will always be war. and those weapons are banned outside of authorized military use.