I am not the intelligent psychopath ur looking for

tangled-in-the-tardis:

i just cant get over this gif

look at simon

he’s so scandalized at first 

but then look that tiny grin he has at the end of the gif

and kieren with his little sass master face

bein all sassy in front of his new boyfriend

theyre so in love already get away from me i cant handle them

so they’re gay and you love the gayness

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

sure, but only when inclusion of the word and, in a given sentence, adds something to the meaning conveyed.

here, cold, dead, lifeless hands would have worked just as well. so, use a good example next time you want to be self-referential. I mean, kudos on the 37,000 notes, but still.

lol welcome to tumblr

every other corner of tumblr syas “fuck what other people think is offensive”

every other corner of tumblr syas “fuck what other people think is offensive”

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

is that how far they can go? ur terrifying. ignore the photo! people will always make representations that offend others. that’s the whole thing about the art of visual representation.

don’t say shit about “straight people this” or “that”. that is exactly what you ought to be fighting against- making broad judgmental statements that lump all people in a group together.

no visitor has ever eaten “utensil food” at his house.

2cc48a:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

swallow ‘caucasian’ semen tho?

[from her personal blog about her dating/ online dating experiences]

"I’m just not a hugger unless I plan to boink you"

thecausetm:

shakemedownandout:

hylandbenoist:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:

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She has also written for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.

You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs. 

Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.

That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.

I don’t listen to her genre in general, I’m a diehard metalhead; but it’s not very metal to hate on something just cause you don’t like it, especially if it’s putting good in the world

skimmed a lot of the preceding but….

arguments over what style is good are stupid. I say this cuz I don’t strongly like or dislike kesha’s stuff. she seems lieka  regular modern successful pop artist.

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

firstly, ‘cause the beatles were all white, right? lolgiggity red heads were so not accepted in society I think back then. my favorite thing is this goofy regard is  that they’re all hot girls.and from what I understand the beatles totally hot young dudes. their all being girls doesn’t reflect a ‘modern day’ perfectly in comparison to the beatles’ active period. symbolically, OK, somewhat. but according to this arc, you’d need homeless transgenger south americans in the ‘next one’ until they all become robots. 
but yeah, no— the main problem with such a pale comparison is -*of course*- the pussycats dolls don’t play instruments. maybe you’re thinking of josie & the pussy cats (J&PC) zomg. also, not that you’d say such a thing about J&PC. I need to shut up now.

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

firstly, ‘cause the beatles were all white, right? lol

giggity red heads were so not accepted in society I think back then. my favorite thing is this goofy regard is  that they’re all hot girls.and from what I understand the beatles totally hot young dudes. their all being girls doesn’t reflect a ‘modern day’ perfectly in comparison to the beatles’ active period. symbolically, OK, somewhat. but according to this arc, you’d need homeless transgenger south americans in the ‘next one’ until they all become robots.

but yeah, no— the main problem with such a pale comparison is -*of course*- the pussycats dolls don’t play instruments. maybe you’re thinking of josie & the pussy cats (J&PC) zomg. also, not that you’d say such a thing about J&PC. I need to shut up now.




this is some laverne & shirley shit

trueobsession:

losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

look at those fucking eyelashes!

the jokes on most of you fuckers!! this cow is basically a model cow. she is the most attractive out of 1,000 or 10,000. most cows are probably ugly as shit. like with every other mammal species. (and maybe some non-mammals). have a nice day.

trueobsession:

losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

look at those fucking eyelashes!

the jokes on most of you fuckers!! this cow is basically a model cow. she is the most attractive out of 1,000 or 10,000. most cows are probably ugly as shit. like with every other mammal species. (and maybe some non-mammals). have a nice day.

I need to fuck alison brie.